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- March 4th, 2021, 3:36 pm
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Did I read that sign right? “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.” In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT Goes out In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY ...
- January 31st, 2021, 7:51 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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By Pam Ayres I'm normally a social girl I love to meet my mates But lately with the virus here We can't go out the gates You see, we are the 'oldies' now We need to stay inside If they haven't seen us for a while They'll think we've upped and died They'll never know the things we did Before ...
- November 21st, 2020, 3:52 pm
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. * * * * * * * * * * * * To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. * * * * * * * * * * * * Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. * * * * * * * * * * * * It's the start of a brand new day, ...
- November 17th, 2020, 8:52 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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- November 17th, 2020, 8:44 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Tuesday Jokes.
- November 4th, 2020, 8:16 pm
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Try this math trick. It will take you approximately ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie. I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it is my very ...
- November 1st, 2020, 10:29 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison so, the old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am fee...
- October 16th, 2020, 10:23 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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If anyone is going to make a face mask out of an old bra, make sure you use the left cup.
You don’t want to go out looking like a right tit.
You don’t want to go out looking like a right tit.
- October 16th, 2020, 10:18 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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- October 16th, 2020, 10:16 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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- October 1st, 2020, 8:48 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Passing Thoughts While Growing Old God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked or got on with. The good fortune to run into ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here’s what I discovered: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. My...
- August 24th, 2020, 7:01 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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- August 24th, 2020, 7:01 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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- August 24th, 2020, 7:00 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Collection of Interesting Reports
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- August 23rd, 2020, 1:52 pm
- Forum: For Sale or Wanted
- Topic: Cub type with CCRC 26 and servos
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Re: Cub type with CCRC 26 and servos
Hi Chris. Pictures sell planes. Resizing is very quick and easy.
Try this.
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Tony.
Try this.
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2056
Tony.
- August 19th, 2020, 3:01 pm
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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The Bishop and the Brigadier A bishop and a brigadier were playing golf and the brigadier’s shot went wide of the hole. ‘Damn,’ he said, ‘the bloody thing has missed’. At the next hole his shot going wild, the brigadier was annoyed. Damn,’ he said, ‘the bloody thing has missed again’. ‘Brigadier, y...
- August 13th, 2020, 11:21 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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Take aim.
- August 12th, 2020, 8:29 am
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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The Husband Supermarket A brand new supermarket has just opened that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You...
- July 8th, 2020, 2:12 pm
- Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
- Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder a...
- July 4th, 2020, 11:31 am
- Forum: Technical Help required
- Topic: prop rotation electric twin
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Re: prop rotation electric twin
Steve Perry wrote:Try both options as one may work better. There was at least one full size aircraft that flew poorly until they swapped the engines over and then it flew like a dream.
Would be interested to know which aircraft they were Steve.
Tony