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Did I read that sign right? “TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.” In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT Goes out In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY ...

By Pam Ayres I'm normally a social girl I love to meet my mates But lately with the vi­rus here We can't go out the ga­tes You see, we are the 'o­ldies' now We need to stay inside If they haven't seen us for a while Th­ey'll think we've up­ped and died Th­ey'll never know the things we did Be­fore ...

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. * * * * * * * * * * * * To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. * * * * * * * * * * * * Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. * * * * * * * * * * * * It's the start of a brand new day, ...

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Tuesday Jokes.

Try this math trick. It will take you approximately ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie. I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it is my very ...

An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison so, the old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am fee...

Passing Thoughts While Growing Old God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked or got on with. The good fortune to run into ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here’s what I discovered: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. My...

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Hi Chris. Pictures sell planes. Resizing is very quick and easy.

Try this.
viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2056

Tony.

The Bishop and the Brigadier A bishop and a brigadier were playing golf and the brigadier’s shot went wide of the hole. ‘Damn,’ he said, ‘the bloody thing has missed’. At the next hole his shot going wild, the brigadier was annoyed. Damn,’ he said, ‘the bloody thing has missed again’. ‘Brigadier, y...

Take aim.

The Husband Supermarket A brand new supermarket has just opened that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You...

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder a...

Steve Perry wrote:Try both options as one may work better. There was at least one full size aircraft that flew poorly until they swapped the engines over and then it flew like a dream.

Would be interested to know which aircraft they were Steve.
Tony