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by paul needham
September 10th, 2016, 7:21 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

In Catholic schools students are taught that lying is a sin. instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK to express the truth differently without lying. This is a perfect example of this teaching: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs..... An attractive young woman on a flight f...
by paul needham
September 6th, 2016, 4:49 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

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by paul needham
September 5th, 2016, 9:17 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked: 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered: 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he go...
by paul needham
August 24th, 2016, 7:17 am
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: White plane in pics on font page
Replies: 6
Views: 1732

Re: White plane in pics on font page

For anyone that's interested here's a bit of history of the full size prototype....
http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contribut ... /11609.htm
http://www.sportaviationspecialties.com/BD8.htm
by paul needham
August 9th, 2016, 12:58 pm
Forum: Your New Projects
Topic: Blackburn Seaplane
Replies: 12
Views: 2815

Re: Blackburn Seaplane

Here are a couple of films of some of the test flying......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptm1976co9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ll03mkErSs
by paul needham
August 7th, 2016, 9:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Activity at the 1 st of the new fields
Replies: 43
Views: 7896

Re: Activity at the 1 st of the new fields

Boys and toys, can't beat it. Looking good now.
by paul needham
August 7th, 2016, 5:23 am
Forum: Your New Projects
Topic: Blackburn Seaplane
Replies: 12
Views: 2815

Re: Blackburn Seaplane

Certainly a 'large' project, well done to all involved.
by paul needham
July 31st, 2016, 9:17 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

An American fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane, both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a right rollocking - apparently they were Allied Carpets. ..... ... . . . . . . . . . .. I was d...
by paul needham
July 21st, 2016, 7:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Future TV star
Replies: 3
Views: 1417

Future TV star

TV star of the future seen at Cosford show, soon to be aired on BBC1, well done Adam.
by paul needham
July 11th, 2016, 10:41 pm
Forum: Your New Projects
Topic: Mick Reeves 25% Spitfire Build
Replies: 113
Views: 32665

Re: Mick Reeves 25% Spitfire Build

That's looking great Rob, would love to see the spit in the flesh.
by paul needham
July 11th, 2016, 10:30 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever! Ii Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day w...
by paul needham
July 11th, 2016, 10:28 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper... A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the ...
by paul needham
July 4th, 2016, 8:37 pm
Forum: Your New Projects
Topic: New project No 3- jodel robin regent
Replies: 41
Views: 6631

Re: New project No 3- jodel robin regent

richard armstrong wrote:if anyone has flown a robin let me know i would like someone test fly it once I have completed repairs.



I've got approx 2hrs on a DR400, G-BALH, if that's any use.
by paul needham
June 19th, 2016, 8:18 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Waiting between Bishop Stortford and Harlow, to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along the M11 motorway at 11MPH so he says to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he...
by paul needham
June 18th, 2016, 7:33 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

think you might try golf?
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Of course she can't see the ball.

Her glasses are on top of her head.

I’ll bet that YOU never even noticed that... you pervert!
by paul needham
June 11th, 2016, 3:35 pm
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets
Replies: 6
Views: 2003

Re: aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets

Hi Terry, yes, I've bought one of those to go with all the others that I've tried, they are a bit too small, not a problem as far as the elevators are concerned, but the bellcranks are a bit more of a problem. Looking on the bright side, I'll soon have a good collection of tubes and carbon tube if I...
by paul needham
June 11th, 2016, 5:14 am
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets
Replies: 6
Views: 2003

Re: aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets

thanks Steve, unfortunately the SLEC offering is too big, the phenolic tubes are 22.37mm OD, and the smaller size is too small at 16mm OD, problem is that the tube set is for all flying elevators with the bell cranks that control them pivoting on the center section within the fuz, the chap that buil...
by paul needham
June 10th, 2016, 9:12 pm
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets
Replies: 6
Views: 2003

aluminium wing joiner tubes with phenolic outer sockets

anybody know where to get wing tubes with the phenolic tube 19mm OD. thanks in advance, Paul.
by paul needham
June 4th, 2016, 10:28 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

The Best Joke In Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of...
by paul needham
June 4th, 2016, 10:26 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1206
Views: 364499

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

An Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irishma...

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