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by Tony Collins 1073
April 26th, 2018, 10:09 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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by Tony Collins 1073
April 26th, 2018, 9:41 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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SURGEONS Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I re-attached them, and 8 months later he performed a private con...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 22nd, 2018, 7:39 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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How do you know when it is time to

"hang up the car keys"?

I say when your dog has this look on his face!


A picture is worth a thousand words!
by Tony Collins 1073
April 22nd, 2018, 7:26 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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It Didn't take long.


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by Tony Collins 1073
April 19th, 2018, 8:44 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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Subject: The Talking Dog Joke.! !cid_B8F3E08A7D63449D82D4F958692A8D8C@C8551GTOSH.jpg A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. &q...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 19th, 2018, 8:23 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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JEWISH CABBIE 7a751dbf-8a5c-4b83-9d5e-90a5f51b1b22.jpg A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 16th, 2018, 8:58 am
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: VP Racing Batteries
Replies: 2
Views: 643

Re: VP Racing Batteries

Am I missing something?
I am interested as it is Propguy but can't seem to find battery manufacturer or battery capacity.
Perhaps I just haven't looked properly.

https://www.propguy.co.uk/shop/6-0-volt ... -batterie/
by Tony Collins 1073
April 15th, 2018, 9:12 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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by Tony Collins 1073
April 15th, 2018, 9:11 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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by Tony Collins 1073
April 13th, 2018, 11:48 am
Forum: For Sale or Wanted
Topic: Z62 carburettor
Replies: 13
Views: 2234

Re: Z62 carburettor

BUMP......

Hi Glen. Just in case you aren't sorted yet, you might find this worth looking at.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/62CC-Carbure ... SwsN9XB2Ru
by Tony Collins 1073
April 13th, 2018, 11:23 am
Forum: For Sale or Wanted
Topic: Z62 carburettor
Replies: 13
Views: 2234

Re: Z62 carburettor

Hi Glen. Just in case you aren't sorted yet, you might find this worth looking at.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/62CC-Carbure ... SwsN9XB2Ru
by Tony Collins 1073
April 12th, 2018, 5:56 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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True story fish.gif A guy who lives at Round Lake, Sask. Canada, (50 miles South of Yorkton) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 12th, 2018, 5:35 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a d...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 9th, 2018, 4:45 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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A friend's wife said to him, "Honey, get off your fat ass and fix that gutter downspout! We've had that on our to do list for an age, and I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at our age, my friend, and most of our friends, are retired and do have the time to a...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 7th, 2018, 11:43 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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It took 50 yrs. but she’s been found! "Where have all the flowers gone?....long time passing.... " thanks Peter, Paul & Mary for the song with Pete Seeger’s words p1.jpg Have you ever wondered what happened To all those really cute and crazy, good-looking, barefoot, young hippie chick...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 5th, 2018, 8:58 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?" His wife replied "Marie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mir...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 3rd, 2018, 12:39 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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Two Clever Nuns. There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half min...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 31st, 2018, 9:57 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabb...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 31st, 2018, 9:10 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father look...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 29th, 2018, 7:43 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1187
Views: 322454

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