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by Tony Collins 1073
April 13th, 2018, 11:23 am
Forum: For Sale or Wanted
Topic: Z62 carburettor
Replies: 13
Views: 1452

Re: Z62 carburettor

Hi Glen. Just in case you aren't sorted yet, you might find this worth looking at.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/62CC-Carbure ... SwsN9XB2Ru
by Tony Collins 1073
April 12th, 2018, 5:56 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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True story fish.gif A guy who lives at Round Lake, Sask. Canada, (50 miles South of Yorkton) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strangely in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 12th, 2018, 5:35 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a d...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 9th, 2018, 4:45 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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A friend's wife said to him, "Honey, get off your fat ass and fix that gutter downspout! We've had that on our to do list for an age, and I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at our age, my friend, and most of our friends, are retired and do have the time to a...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 7th, 2018, 11:43 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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It took 50 yrs. but she’s been found! "Where have all the flowers gone?....long time passing.... " thanks Peter, Paul & Mary for the song with Pete Seeger’s words p1.jpg Have you ever wondered what happened To all those really cute and crazy, good-looking, barefoot, young hippie chick...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 5th, 2018, 8:58 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, ''What happened?" His wife replied "Marie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mir...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 3rd, 2018, 12:39 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Two Clever Nuns. There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half min...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 31st, 2018, 9:57 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabb...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 31st, 2018, 9:10 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father look...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 29th, 2018, 7:43 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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by Tony Collins 1073
March 29th, 2018, 7:38 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Stuttering Group -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totall...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 27th, 2018, 6:25 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT] B1.jpg Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret l...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 26th, 2018, 11:01 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 26th, 2018, 10:58 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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The Schnauzer DOG.jpg My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she want...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 24th, 2018, 4:18 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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My original sources of humour etc are no longer around. [We all get old don't we] so I will be showing a few blasts from the past. This is mythical and deep... truly beautiful... In 1.jpg A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She called Five Horses". In2.jpg...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 23rd, 2018, 9:22 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Model Airplanes from the 1930s-1960s

I know some on this forum will have experienced this first hand {me included] but I thought this
might make an interesting diversion.
Take note of safety standards in those days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slwnO2YTelQ
by Tony Collins 1073
March 20th, 2018, 4:53 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Shoot or Don't Shoot??? A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving...
by Tony Collins 1073
March 18th, 2018, 6:51 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1172
Views: 299172

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Bit quiet on here innit.
Have a bit of a laugh. If you've seen it before you will still laugh again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNbXJUMkIxk
by Tony Collins 1073
March 7th, 2018, 9:55 pm
Forum: Your New Projects
Topic: Vickers valiant build
Replies: 15
Views: 2931

Re: Vickers valiant build

Interested to know which colour scheme you are going to use Andy.
The Valiant being the first of the V bomber Nuclear fleet. was also in anti flash white
Also the only one of the three to drop a nuclear weapon.
What a fabulous sight to see the V force fly in formation.
Tony
by Tony Collins 1073
March 6th, 2018, 9:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion Topics
Topic: Membership cards.
Replies: 22
Views: 2640

Re: Membership cards.

Kevin, Why would your club insist on seeing your LMA membership card. They should be BMFA affiliated and therefore you have insurance. You know we are a friendly bunch in the LMA and some very hard unpaid work is undertaken by our committee and others. Verbal abuse is something that does not usually...

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