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by Tony Collins 1073
May 3rd, 2010, 6:49 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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A few good Senior Moments Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the g...
by Tony Collins 1073
May 3rd, 2010, 6:47 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Three more
by Tony Collins 1073
May 3rd, 2010, 6:44 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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Pay attention, airlines. Here is a way to recap some of those losses. Imagine having a Boeing 727 as a home. The plane set Joanne Ussary back $2,000.00, cost $4,000.00 to move, and $24,000.00 to renovate. That's not bad for a $30,000.00 investment. The stairs open with a garage door remote, and one...
by Tony Collins 1073
May 2nd, 2010, 11:32 am
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: ht lead sheilding
Replies: 25
Views: 19736

Re: ht lead sheilding

Its possible that as your servo is so near to the engine that the RF is getting into the servo signal wire and then into the receiver. Sometimes the magic bead as used on long wire systems can sort this. I always use the system of passing the servo pulse through an inverter ic which when inverted ag...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 30th, 2010, 11:13 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud rooster (named Peter) for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to Ed the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' Ed, the old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 28th, 2010, 10:31 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

A FEW MORE.
by Tony Collins 1073
April 28th, 2010, 10:28 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

LETS RAISE A SMILE.
by Tony Collins 1073
April 26th, 2010, 9:08 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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Retirement At 65 Upon reaching 65, Bob decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Bob obliged and went out for a couple of hours.. When he got home...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 26th, 2010, 8:59 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930s 1940s, 50s, or 60s ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 23rd, 2010, 4:57 pm
Forum: Forum / PC support
Topic: Do you need HELP!
Replies: 13
Views: 14909

Re: Do you need HELP!

I have already posted how to resize in "Posting Pictures" which can be found in General Discussions.

While we are on the subject Dave I would like to be able to post attachments in Portrait mode as well as landscape using the 600x 450 pixels. Any Suggestions?
by Tony Collins 1073
April 22nd, 2010, 9:55 am
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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MY LIVING WILL !cid_28902C94-FEE6-47F6-ABC7-F0BB3E94275D.jpg Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' They got up, unplugg...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 21st, 2010, 8:57 am
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)
Replies: 7
Views: 8034

Re: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)

Hi Chris. If you need me just send me a PM.
by Tony Collins 1073
April 20th, 2010, 11:16 pm
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)
Replies: 7
Views: 8034

Re: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)

Hi chris. Sorry but that plea for help got past me. I've had a look and it seems that if some folk can't offer any sensible specific help than they shouldn't be posting. Anyway you may not know but carbs and engines happen to be something that I have spent a lifetime on, so I will try to help you. T...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 20th, 2010, 9:01 pm
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)
Replies: 7
Views: 8034

Re: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)

Hi Chris, Yes it's the joint where the fuz meets the wing underneath. As far as the flaps are concerned, I have set them on a two position switch at about 20 degrees and 40 degrees but these have yet to be tested so the elevator mix which I intend to use has not been decided. Have you got much to do...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 20th, 2010, 3:16 pm
Forum: Technical Help required
Topic: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)
Replies: 7
Views: 8034

Re: C of G for 1/4 Scale Zlin (Falcon)

Chris, 3 years ago I took my Zlin to The Euroflugtag do in Germany and made the maiden on the thursday before the show. Mine is the exact same as yours even with the Roto 35 in it. The C of G was set according to the instructions in which incidentally the landing is described as needing almost full ...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 18th, 2010, 11:04 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Only allowed 5 attachments but I couldn't leave Dopey out.
by Tony Collins 1073
April 18th, 2010, 10:58 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs. SW1.jpg The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores SW2.jpg As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. SW3.jpg One day as she arrived at t...
by Tony Collins 1073
April 18th, 2010, 9:44 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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Einstein and all that.
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And thus, dear students, we have arrived, finally, at the formula for understanding women"
by Tony Collins 1073
April 18th, 2010, 9:27 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

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Do you know the meaning of insignificance?

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig8/earthperspective.pdf
by Tony Collins 1073
April 8th, 2010, 6:51 pm
Forum: The Old Forum Lounge
Topic: Fun stuff goes here.
Replies: 1235
Views: 843479

Re: Fun stuff goes here.

THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY All PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!! While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to ...

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