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Re: Fun stuff goes here.

Postby Olivier_Vandebroucke » August 24th, 2019, 12:06 pm

Eh, after all, it's a double win for the wife, she gets more free time in the evenings AND a new kitchen :lol: the guy should have asked his lover instead!

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Postby Jack Kennedy » August 29th, 2019, 6:44 pm

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you.

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You only have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I travelled all around the world.
We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You only have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

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Postby Wright Langer » September 25th, 2019, 6:33 pm

Tony Collins 1073 wrote:A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game,"
He said to his wife.

"For heaven's sake, watch them," His wife said.
"You already know how to play football!"

Hahaha....i Like the joke. I was thinking if i was ever in that situation which ball should i capture ! may be the best one i have readily available withing my arms. By the way, I am a soccer fan, and love to play all types of ball available to me.

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Postby Steve Mansell » October 3rd, 2019, 8:25 pm

I know it's old, but I love it!

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