Sprouts

[Denis Brown]

This says it all…….

Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES & SPROUTS: ...............26,911 words

[paul needham]

Obviously the EU find cabbages and sprouts a fasinating subject and well worth the time to have such a long disscussion about them. Although possably EU politician eat a lot of sprouts as they produce a lot of waste gas every time they open their mouths.

[Bob Thompson1894]

if we could harvest all the EU waste gas we could do away with some of their wind turbines....

[David Whiteley]

There are other possibilities ...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-28621775

Hairy

[Bob Thompson1894]

I'll sponsor Denis with that one!

[paul needham]

Went for a buffet meal at our local chinese tonight, found this dish on offer, battered sprouts, and very tasty they were indeed, now thats what I call progress on the part of the chinese. maby something to think about for the nexy barby at EK.

[Bob Thompson1894]

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Not feeling too good at the thought of that......

[paul needham]

Just getting ready for the big christmas push over here in sproutland, through some of the young uns don't seem to want to join in the sprout picking.

[David Whiteley]

Now don't forget folks...

'Tis the season for sprout coleslaw!

[Alan Cantwell 1131]

Oh god, daughter in laws just come home with sprouts in smoked bacon and stilton cheese, pass the sick bag

[paul needham]

sounds lovley Alan.