Pete Siggins

[Stuart Solomon]

Pete, DJ suggested that you might need Howard Carter to open the tomb commonly known as your wallet.

[DAVE JOHNSON]

Pete---don't believe him----I only said I enjoyed the banter between you

[Peter Siggins]

Help me out Stuart - who's Howard Carter ?

Is he a relation of yours!

It's no good I've forgotten the combination on my wallet so can't order any Cyparis - might have to stick to spruce

Don't worry Dave we're best of friends really

Pete

[Stuart Solomon]

Siggy, thought Carter was your grandchild. You'll have to get an angle grinder on the welds across your pocket and then a thermal lance to open your purse.

[BRIAN RAWCLIFFE]

Come on Pete, everyone knows Howard Carter was Tutankhamuns dad.

[Peter Siggins]

'Scuse my higorance - before my time anyway - that's why Solly remembers him

[Mike Ellis]

That's right Pete, Solly is a great bloke but he will live to be as old as he looks lol

[Mike Ellis]

Should be : He will NEVER LIVE to be as old as he looks lol

[Stuart Solomon]

Thanks Mike, prices to you have just quadrupled.

[Peter Siggins]

Well there you go Mike - now you'll be charged same prices as me - get a combination lock on yer wallet

[Stuart Solomon]

Oooooohhh, bitchy

[Peter Siggins]